Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Cripples are lame.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Women's rights.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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WOw you have no life

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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