I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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