Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Christianity.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Sloths

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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