- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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