- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

N-E Pats never cheated

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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