- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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