- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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