- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

What is black and has no education A tire.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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