What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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