- Anti Joke

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Anti Joke

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*