- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like the color potato.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's old and wrinkly? old people

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

9/11 my birthday

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Bark I'm a tree

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