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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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