roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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