- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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