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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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123 f*ck off

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Anti Joke

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