- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

I once did something.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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