- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

my wife out of the kitchen

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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