Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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http://www.com/

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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when debbie meets downer

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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