What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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The global news

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Anti Joke

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