I like touching my boobs

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

911 jokes are just plane wrong

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

womens rights.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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