- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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