Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

The global news

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's worse than this That :(

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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