Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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