why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What did the old man say? Im old

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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