- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's worse than this That :(

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

whats worse than gill? nothing

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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