- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

i killed my family

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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