- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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