A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

you will like this because i am black.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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