- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

I have read the terms and conditions

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Yo Momma is not fat.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What's worse than this That :(

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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