- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Steven hawkings shook my hand

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

I have read the terms and conditions

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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