- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

I once did something.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

John Cena

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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