Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Vagina Boob

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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