- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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