- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

This is a joke.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Oh my God! A talking dog!

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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