I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Ain't idn't a word.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Women's Rights

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

the economy.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

38 studio's new game... Finance City

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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