- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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