- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Ain't idn't a word.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

John Cena

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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