- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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