- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What do you call a black man? A person

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

my wife out of the kitchen

I hate Jews The Holocaust

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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