- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why can't jokes spit?

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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