Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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What's your blood type? Red.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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