What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

I have read the terms and conditions

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

world society

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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