A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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I once did something.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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