A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

you will like this because i am black.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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