FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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