What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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