- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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