what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What's worse than this That :(

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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