- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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