What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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