- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

i killed my family

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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