An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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