Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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