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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

the midget went to the midget store

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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