Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

black people

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Religion.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

A blonde dies Lololol

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What's brown and sticky A stick

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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