- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Bark I'm a tree

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

9/11 my birthday

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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