Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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