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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.