- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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