- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

the midget went to the midget store

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

my wife out of the kitchen

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