How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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