- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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