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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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