- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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