Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Justin Bieber.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I'm HIV positive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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