A blonde dies Lololol

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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when debbie meets downer

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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http://www.com/

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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