- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What's worse than this That :(

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

I have read the terms and conditions

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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