- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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