- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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