- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Womens basketball

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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