- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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