What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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