- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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