What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

John Cena

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Ain't idn't a word.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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