Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Penis chickens

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Your Mum is soo fat.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Turkeys are obese

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Why did jim all I over? He dies

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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