2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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