- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

2 black kids walk into school

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Abortion.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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