- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

2 black kids walk into school

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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