- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do you call a black man? A person

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

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