- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What do you call a black man? A person

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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