If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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feminism

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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I like touching my boobs

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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