What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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