- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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