A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Caramel Boing.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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