Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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