- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Charlie Sheen is winning

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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