- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

my wife out of the kitchen

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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