- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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