What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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boner

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I walk into a bar...

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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A man penetrates another man.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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