- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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