How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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