Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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