- Anti Joke

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

I once did something.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato